this reminds me of that time when i got a paper cut in the corner of my mouth from licking an envelope
i was manfully ignoring the pain so well, i completely forgot about it when i set about a packet of salt 'n' malt vinegar McCoys :(

oh, man! i nearly had to take a junior disprol
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)

oh wow, I bet you got airlifted to the Emergency Papercut Intensive Care facility

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)

i got a friction burn once off a curtain i brushed past
i was in the special burns unit for months, i had to learn to walk again and have a scab graft
( mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)