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I'm going to bed.
anyone want to come and tuck me in and read me a bedtime story?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 0:09, archived)
*puts hand up*

(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 0:10, archived)
No, just a bedtime story.

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 0:44, archived)
Har har !

(SquidHead, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 0:53, archived)
your husband?

just a wild stab in the dark.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 0:10, archived)
he's crap at reading bedtime stories
and he's working anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 0:11, archived)
will there be oral sex and spanking afterwards?

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 0:13, archived)
How can you say that

and own "It's orrible being in love when your 8 and a half"?
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 0:14, archived)
I think the two go hand in hand

/terrible Gary Glitter moment
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 0:16, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 0:17, archived)
Thank goodness Mykey is here
being more depraved than me
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 0:19, archived)
and I'm not being depraved at all
because I'm a good girl today
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 0:20, archived)
when he finishes working?
I bloody hope so, Saturday night is Sex Night
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 0:14, archived)
I'll read you

war and peace but that's it.
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 0:11, archived)
Please
Will there be filth?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 0:11, archived)
of course not
otherwise I would have asked for filth
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 0:12, archived)
Can i pretend i didnt mean to have filth
but persuade you into it later?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 0:13, archived)
you'd better
choose the bedtime story carefully then
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 0:15, archived)
snow white and the seven fistings?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 0:18, archived)
a story about
seven little men with hands like Fenris?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 0:19, archived)
Dont be insane!
His hands must be fairytales, nothing can be that small and girlish
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 0:21, archived)
small hands on a girl

essential

Makes my dick look bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 0:23, archived)
meh
bad post in conjunction with mine
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 0:24, archived)
timing

story of my life
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 0:26, archived)
his hands are big
ger than the ratbag's
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 0:23, archived)
Barely

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 0:24, archived)