Although I think there must have been
a bit of a squeeze-on when the head came out, hence the fat face.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)

A twat-tearing mug only a mother could love.

( moohalaa, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:20, archived)

maybe his mum farted as he came out
that can cause terrible birth defects
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)

haha or something, probably

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:25, archived)

i lol'd and done wees

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:26, archived)

*passes tena lady pad to rosalicious*

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:27, archived)

Hello newish person

( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:30, archived)

hello broadsword
how can I assist you?
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)

I was just saying 'hello' y'know, to be polite and that
though it appears you are a lady which I didn't previously realize.

Fancy a shag?
( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:33, archived)

crested or spotted shag?

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:36, archived)

Sadly my answer to this has been censored

( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)

probably for the best

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)

Feel special Neddy...
I never had any of this when I came back :(

They poured scorn upon me, not love :(
(Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)

I feel so special
like a teenager being groomed on the internet by a 50 year old trucker called Dave
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)

Hello newish person

( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)

Oi
Join the queue!
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:36, archived)