My penis isn't going to reach that far so I'll have to be your bitch.
I hope that's all right.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)

Oh Neptune you're so fine
you're so fine you blow my mind

HEY NEPTUNE
*clap clap clap clap*
( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:41, archived)

You can get fucked after that performance down there.
Whore.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)

BITTER.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)

I thought we had something special before I found out he was putting out all over the place.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)

just remember the good times

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)

THE GOOD TIMES WERE ALL A LIE.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)

there, there
*hands neptune a clean tissue to dry eyes*
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)

I thought he loved me.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)

I TOLD YOU FROM THE START I WASNT A ONE MAN WOMAN MAN

( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)

I want a do right all night man.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)

If its any consolation
if I were gay and knew what you looked like I would totally make you my one and only.
( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)

You probably wouldn't if you knew what I looked like.
Great personality though. Possibly.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)

see, it's not all bad then is it

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)

Giggedy Giggedy

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)