I have to get ready for a wedding.
DON'T WANT.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:39, archived)

Forced marriage is illegal in Britain and Ireland and I'm sure there is someone who can help you.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:42, archived)

She's the priest

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)

Except when some PC pussy comes along and worries about religious discrimination
Then you're plain fucked.
(Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:48, archived)