SHUT UP.
I know I can be a little bit offish sometimes with some of the regular's here, but I've just been over to OFF TOPIC and seen how shit and wimpy they are. I'd like to say that many of the people I am offish with are actually pretty good folk. I even include SuperMatt in that.
So, to recap, well done SuperMatt and other shit people on here for not being as shit as off topic.
*hugs*
*fluffles*
*wooble wonkles*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:37, archived)

KKKAAAAAAAAAAAOSSSSSSSSSSILATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!
Yeah.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:38, archived)

Fuck yeah.
And I found a free VST theromin which I am using in Fruit Loops with my KORG NANO KEY.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:40, archived)

LINK ME.
I'm all about the VST.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:42, archived)

ALSO:
Fruity loops?!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:43, archived)

Yes.
Well FL Studio. v8 I think.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)

XXL

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)

Why?
Is that bad?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)

Not really, I have a bit of stigma with FL.
Just don't like it.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)

I can't find any DAW that makes sense to me.
I've tried SONAR and ACID and another one I forget.
All over my head.
Mostly because I am shit.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)

Adobe Audition/Pro Tools/Cubase
I only use these though because I hate learning new things.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)

which is easiest?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)

Audition is pretty easy to use.
Good for multi-tracking, adding effects, mastering and cleaning up audio and so on.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:59, archived)

Ta.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:02, archived)

:(

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)

It's called BTS THEROMIN V1.0
I like it.
I can't be arsed to find it on the web though.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:44, archived)

I WILL LOOK FOR IT!
THANK YOU BALDMONKEY!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)

I probably found it through here:
free-plugin-list.com/
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)

Good work.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:48, archived)

Isn't one of those things a cereal?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:43, archived)

Mmmmmm, I love to start the day with VST theromin.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)

Lightly buttered
and inserted forcefully.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)

Do you know what right?
I don't care.
( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)

you do
you do so much it fucking hurts
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:40, archived)

You want me, in the wrong way

( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:42, archived)

dude careful!!!
she´s one of those young girls who preys on old men
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:43, archived)

'young'
:/
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)

15
i ent old :(((((
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:48, archived)

i'm 12,
you're practically dead in comparison
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:50, archived)

:((((((

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:00, archived)

If rosalicious is a young girl
my nipples are lithuanians
( broadsword, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)

OI

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)

This is Lithuanian music, at it's best.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z75mLlg4uO0
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:53, archived)

It's probably also the best Eurovision has or ever will get.

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:54, archived)

no, this is
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0r567UNGEfQ
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:57, archived)

I remember that well.
but I raise you this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwXZbMVyXP8
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:01, archived)

Eurovision 2008
best eurovision ever
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:02, archived)

I enjoyed it. I even got pissed and did the moves for the Spanish entry.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)

me too
2009 was a big disappointment, especially since i'd hyped it up for someone i was watching it with based on 2008
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:09, archived)

That's the trouple with Eurovision hype, isnt it?
I enjoyed the green gimp for '09 though.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)

FUCK ORF

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:40, archived)

Good lord, Balders, stop this nonsense at once
( vladimir, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:41, archived)

WANKING PONY

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:43, archived)

PEKING DUCK

( vladimir, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:43, archived)

what is this off topic you speak of?
also, i just ordered 12 beers from my local pizza place. god bless telepizza, españa.

one of my best takeaway orders EVER
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:43, archived)

start a blog
i bet it would be awesome
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:44, archived)

BLOGS ARE DULL
disastrousproportions.blogspot.com/
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)

Wow, she is really shit.
And dull. What a terrible, shit life she must have.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)

hahahahahaha
disastrousproportions.blogspot.com/2009/06/just-dont-get-it.html
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)

She seems to take online VERY seriously.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)

hey man, there's real people behind these pixels you know
:(
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:54, archived)

lulz you read it
sad times me too :((((((
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)

Oh my gosh! Calm down! it's just the fucking internet!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:56, archived)

there are real people behind the usernames
you should think about that before you post
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:00, archived)

You should totally get some therapy and GROW UP.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:00, archived)

How dare you?
I HAVE REAL EMOTIONS.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:03, archived)

You're being pathetic and if you have to be a cunt, over the internet to feel better about yourself, there is something seriously fucking wrong with you.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)

Like Asperger's, you mean?
I've never been to the doctor, but I'm pretty sure I got it. I did a test on facebook and everything.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:07, archived)

lulz i see dat

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)

hahaha, that is the same date i got a 1000 word gaz, telling me not to be mean
great times
( mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)

have a butchers at its blog
i bet its all about you
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:56, archived)

i did, that's how i know the date the troll thing went up was the same day i got the gaz

( mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)

haha you sad cunt
dull stuff
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)

I bet you're only mean because you're single.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:03, archived)

he actually has a fucking fantastic looking bird
meh, offline innit
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:05, archived)

Jesus, read the rest of her blog.
It's really awful teenage emo shit.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:07, archived)

i dont want to
im half pissed. i like to keep this happy feeling and that
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)

Umm, she's a teenager, isn't she?
If you want deep philosophy, try Kant or Spinoza.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)

Haha, I gave that to OffTopic.
They didn't think to check her profile.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)

But why would you put it in your profile?
Why?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:01, archived)

because youre a needy cunt.
LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME!!!!!1
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:03, archived)

Oh, I see. Validation on the internet?
Who'd have thought it?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:05, archived)

i know.
you'd be surprised the lengths these needy cunts go to.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)

What, like
pretend to be a lesbian? That kind of thing? And then fall in love with someone you've never met? Online?


No, that's not possible.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)

yes
its all tedious fucking bollocks
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:12, archived)

my blog is in my profile

( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)

That is most informative.
*studies*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:05, archived)

It's all go in the El Guiri household!

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)

planearm has finally met his match

( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)

people seem to think you used to be funny at some point
i don't remember it to be honest
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:43, archived)

He makes a podcast y'know.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)

really?

( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)

yeah, it's shit.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)

copy and paste
it's a shame about baldmonkey really, at one point i felt maybe we'd see a funny man emerge
sometimes the childlike scribbles he used to post were nearly enough to think with a decent idea he could be funny, sometimes his off colour comments on this forum board alluded to maybe a sense of humour emerging, then it all went wrong, i think he believed the hype surrounding him from the people off b3ta that met him in real life that he could do whatever he liked and they would still think him funny, well shame on you lot, look at him now, pathetic
( mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:48, archived)

he should have just gone with the whole 'edgy' thing
post a few badly drawn or shopped images and as long as they are offensive enough everyone will love you
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:53, archived)

that sounds like a good idea, i might try that

( mongychops, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:13, archived)

My whole life has been cursed by people telling me I could do better.
They were all wrong.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:53, archived)

You've got to hold on to the dream, and be all you can be!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)

I've looked back.
I can see no evidence of this being true.
Apart, perhaps, from a poem about Cthulhu when we were all a lot more self-congratulatory and nerdy.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:48, archived)

i like the whole Cthulhu thing
link?
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:50, archived)

Since he's clearly ignoring you
www.b3ta.com/talk/635828
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:00, archived)

Nope.
I was EGOPUFFINGLY seeing if anyone else had it book marked
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:03, archived)

Sorry
b3tasearch "Cthulhu ciggies" here.

*manly supportive hugs*
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)

oh god
i remember that :(
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:03, archived)

Je veux qu'on rie
Je veux qu'on danse
Je veux qu'on s'amuse comme des fous
Je veux qu'on rie
Je veux qu'on danse
Quand c'est qu'on me mettra dans le trou.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:57, archived)

I NO

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 20:00, archived)