Do some sleep wanking self hypnosis
lay back. breath deeply. each breathe you sink into the pillow. feel every muscle on yourbody relax. start on your feet. feel the energy move to your penis. now your knees. to your cock this energy must go. complete with rest of your body.

now you should have a fully erect penis. feel the whole body as a mass of energy that's pumping into your cock.

feel every wave as a wanking tug, willing you to spooge.

that should do it.
( rob, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:10, archived)

quite an achievement for a female

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:12, archived)

hahaha
after the edit, this made me laugh like a loon.
(Acemandoo, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:24, archived)