yay
i could have potentially as i've got a girlie friend from uni staying (who i've not seen in 2 years) but i think it might have been inapropriate so i've installed her in the spare room.

I would have drivien to the hotel at heathrow to see another girlie (she leaves tomorrow :( ), who is more lush, but i'm stuck here looking after girlie 1.

/bad planning blog

Edit: given this is b3ta i'm surprised there hasn't been any jokes about "installing her in the spare room" yet, *tuts* i giving them to you on a plate.
( Sygiinu, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:42, archived)

Am I the only one
thinking "threesome!!!" here?
( Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:43, archived)

blimey!
hadn't thought of that!

/shocked at own innocence
( Sygiinu, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:45, archived)

wank on her toothbrush
so if you don't get lucky, you'll know she's tasted your semen.
( rob, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:47, archived)

That is a highly irresponsible suggestion!
Everyone knows women use toothbrushes to remove blockages in their ladies-bits.

She could get pregnant and then the CSA will hound him for life.
( Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:51, archived)

i hope that'll be
a top tip in the next newsletter
( spacehog, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 4:04, archived)