depends
if you want an empty crisp packet or a bottle of nail varnish remover, then yes - cos thats what I have here...
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 9:38, archived)

No handjob?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 9:41, archived)

No
I don't have time this mroning...I have to go to church (my Grandparents are over)
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 9:41, archived)

But church doesn't involve Green Day!

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 9:43, archived)

I have to be in church at 11:30
for a Christening. This goes against everything I stand for. I will feel out of place and a hypocryte
( Hankster, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 9:43, archived)

Steal the baby
and baptise it into the Church of Satan
( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 9:44, archived)

Good plan
*hatches plan*
( Hankster, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 9:45, archived)

You mean you dont usually get up before then?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 9:47, archived)