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What is it with dental fillings?
Why do dentists shape them in the optimum fashion for getting bits of breakfast cereal/crisps/apple/cheese/yam stuck in them?

Is it some sort of punishment that because you didn't brush your teeth in your younger years, that you have to spend the rest of your life taking 3 minutes after a packet of McCoys proddling about your mouth with a fingernail?
(, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 13:16, archived)
It's actually
punishment for your deviant sexual tendencies.
(, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 13:19, archived)
pfffft
with added spittle since it's you
(, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 13:20, archived)
This
I had my first filling last year which I wish I'd never fucking bothered with as it wasn't causing me any grief and now I need a sand blaster to remove my lunch from the bloody thing.

Although it would help if I didn't eat 3 roast boars for my lunch...

Did I mention I fell in a cauldron of magic potion when I was a baby?
(, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 13:19, archived)
Hehehe

(, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 13:20, archived)
damn i need to read asterix books again
..and try having 10 of the sodding things :P


i get another done on the 25th =(
(, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 13:22, archived)
i have more than 10
i have the whole collection. in english and in french.

oh. you weren't talking about asterix books anymore, were you? Try to make your sentences less ambiguous in future.
(, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 13:23, archived)
i tried
and failed =(

I KNEW THAT I WOULD CAUSE CONFUSION, BUT LIKE A CONVERSATIONAL TERRORIST I WENT ON AND DID IT ANYWAY :O

Reckless, that's what I am.
(, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 13:26, archived)
10! Eeep!
It also worried me that all the dentists in the surgery had their names on the wall as 'Dr' and the bloke who did my filling was called 'Mr'...

He was foreign too so I've probably got aids now...

He was a cloggy...
(, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 13:26, archived)