What condition did you leave your bed today?

(empty_personality, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:33, archived)

No.
You editing bastard.
( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:36, archived)

Please?
I'll let you share!
(empty_personality, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:38, archived)

With the satin sheets hanging seductively over one side.
It makes me want to go back to bed and fwap, but I shan't.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:42, archived)

I didn't,
I woke up on a friend's sofa after helping her walk her boyfriend back 2 miles from the centre of town. We reckon his drink was spiked. The fact that she was in enough of a state to fall face first down the club's stairs and laugh, but still had to be partly responsible for looking after him, tells you a lot about the state he was in.

Edit: it just occured to me that it very easy could have been me in his position if only I'd given him the other glass instead (the one I had). Blimey.
( Malchick, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:43, archived)

You spiked it didn't you
so you could have your wicked way with him...

Filthy....just filthy...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:55, archived)

the most commonly used
date-rape drug is alcohol.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:57, archived)

This link has unlimited comic potential.

Edit: in all seriousness, though, that's awful. How was the poor guy in the morning?
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:59, archived)

slept
on a station bench . left it as i found it
(mitch, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:44, archived)

I haven't.

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:47, archived)

With sheets like fuckin' 'ardboard...

It's how they usually are...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:52, archived)

About an hour ago
happily
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:55, archived)

unmade as always
it helps prevent bed-bugs. and i'm incredibly lazy.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 14:56, archived)