Is she a dyke?
If not, marry her.
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:42, archived)

marry her put your winky up her bottom
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:44, archived)

Would that I could.

(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:45, archived)