I have been drinking since Friday
therefore I feel unable to contribute positively to the board tonight.

Cunts
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:29, archived)

Fresh.

( hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:29, archived)

You are Kool and the Gang
AICMFP
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:43, archived)

exciting


/night all
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:45, archived)

ni ni lully laydee

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:46, archived)

'Night

( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:48, archived)

k-niggit

(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:51, archived)

Stop claiming your five pounds.
It was a quote from Stewie from Family Guy.
( hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:46, archived)

Only bummers watch that
I have no idea what you are typing of
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:48, archived)

I thought it was a newspaper fella
called Lobby Ludd in the 60s/70s.
/pub quiz
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:49, archived)

Since when has an American sitcom had an original idea or
joke that wasn't tried and tested 50 times before airing?

I strongly suspect I am the only person on the planet who has never seen even a snippet of Family Guy. I had to look it up in IMDB to find out what it is.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:56, archived)

There was a very funny song sang on it in the latest series.
I'm going to mp3erise it soon.
( hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:58, archived)

it's surprisingly good

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:58, archived)

99% of merkan tv sucks
although some things shine through to be better than ours.


the simpsons
family guy
american dad

are all very watchable
(VashTheStampede http://www.b3ta.com/features/howtopoachanegg/, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:02, archived)

or to your
conjugal duties preseumably ;)
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:30, archived)

i cant even read that
let alone unnerstan it.

*hic*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:31, archived)

making sure Mrs Woat
gets what she needs
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:32, archived)

Sleep ?
I'm helping with that by being downstairs.

We used up all four beds last night, moving from one to the other when each was soiled with baby vomit.

Not a restful night, but the little one is not seriously poorly.

Just trying to drive us insane the way kids do,,,
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:34, archived)

keep her off dairy for 24 hours
and give her plenty of water/weak juice.
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:36, archived)

She's not spewed for
nearly 24 hours now.

So she must be OK.

The house smells of cheese.

Not in a good way.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:38, archived)

I know that smell only too well
Febreze is good
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:40, archived)

Not as good as Vodka
Tho when this bottle runs out I might try it.

I's better go, my eyes hurt.......

*bums*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:41, archived)

a new pair of shoes?

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:35, archived)

If only women would
realise that another pair of shoes is not going to make them happy.

I know a girl who hates shoe shopping, so there is hope for womankind.
(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:41, archived)

are you sure she's a girl?
i don't think it's possible for girls to not like shoes.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:42, archived)

She is a geek girl.
So maybe that's the reason?
(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:44, archived)

Is she a dyke?
If not, marry her.
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:42, archived)

marry her put your winky up her bottom
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:44, archived)

Would that I could.

(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:45, archived)

you know two
I hate it too, with a passion. I have about 12 pairs of shoes but only because I've kept every pair I've bought in the last 17 years to prevent me having to go shopping for new ones
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:44, archived)

hurrah!
i have 2 pairs of shoes, and my socks now touch the pavement when wearing both. I've put off buying new ones for 4 months. I hate shoe shopping, there's nothing worse.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:46, archived)

What about genocide ?
Or paedophilia ?

Or the decline of British Industry ?

I want to go to bed......
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:50, archived)

I thought you'd gone

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:54, archived)

Being cut for days requires care and precision
Depending on how much you like vomiting.
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:35, archived)

I;m sure what you say is most enlightening
Should you care to post it in English I would definately read with interest......
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:37, archived)

shdrink shthe shboosh but.. not too musch at once...*HuooOORnBLERRGGHHFFFH..swit swit plif*
Now THATS onomatopoeia
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:47, archived)

care and precision booze.
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:37, archived)