I'm getting mine done today
so you jolly well can too.


Can any one let me have my weekend now please?

/spent all cunting weekend fixing cunting PCs for cunts
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:06, archived)

'Ning you
and all.

You got a free dinner out of it, why are you moaning? ;)
( Dekazer, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:14, archived)

So tired...

I'm not getting much sympathy am I? :'(
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:17, archived)

is it germanificated
name day?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:20, archived)

I think so


/only following orders
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:22, archived)

The vol au vent told me to do this:
*snuggles*

/only obeying hors d'oeuvres
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:24, archived)

The nutty old woman who never throws anything away told me to do this:
*spang*

/only following hoarders
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:25, archived)

*Umarmungen*

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:29, archived)

My fag told me to do this
*bums*

/only following boarders
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:30, archived)

Jawohl mein komrade :)
*annexes Poland*


Edit: Dekazer's name already sounds German anyway
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:23, archived)

Sieg Heil Mein Fuhrer.
(oh, that'll look good on ac...)
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:28, archived)

Altavista babel fish is great:
"The Teviot of moose - shooting it me, Anfllen me, attachment me"
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:30, archived)

Which is how I translated my name in the first place.
Its like Chinese whispers. Only in German.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:38, archived)

Yes, loads
I'm a very very sympathetic person :D
( Dekazer, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:21, archived)

*has coughing fit*

Yes. Yes I'm sure you are.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:24, archived)

Well, I make an excellent nurse at any rate.

( Dekazer, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:26, archived)

i'm getting my hair cut today too.
i will have a trendy white line where my tan stops. that should attract the chicks.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:23, archived)