'ning you germanic scum
I's off ont' sick, cheer me up please
:(
( Dill, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:33, archived)

Get cracking you work-shy Mick bastard!
Working?

'Ning! :D
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:34, archived)

aw I feel better already
how's it hanging matey?
( Dill, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:35, archived)

All good ta
I seem to have started something with this German name thing, I apologise now as I suspect by mid-afternoon we'll be rounding you all up and shipping you off to death- happy-camps.

What are you ill with?
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:37, archived)

this
www.b3ta.com/talk/630984
( Dill, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:39, archived)

AIDS
Harsh mate. Can I have your stuff when you die?
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:41, archived)

yeah
you'll have to look after wifey as well
( Dill, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:42, archived)

Happily
;P
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:58, archived)

Warum kreuzte das Huhn die Straße?
Er war folgende Aufträge, die ständig befolgt werden müssen.

/altavista babel fish
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:35, archived)

Das Pffft!
Mit ein bisschen ha ha ha auch.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:36, archived)

?
The Pffft! Also a little hectar hectar hectar also.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:37, archived)

With a bit of
'ha ha ha' too.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:40, archived)

Ich schätzte den wirklich.
Die schlechte Übersetzung unterhielt mich gerade. Ich wundere mich, wie sie twunt... übersetzt
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:41, archived)

that's always the way with chickens
:)
( Dill, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:37, archived)

*eintragfäden*

Traurig. Gerechte folgende Aufträge
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:38, archived)

Bloody eck
Everyones had it recently...

My newly healed body is sympathetic...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:36, archived)

I just feel totally shattered
and very achy and bloated
( Dill, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:38, archived)

I spent the end of last week
like that. And sweaty and shivering.

So, umm, bad luck.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:41, archived)

how long?
I've got loads of work to do this week
( Dill, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:42, archived)

Thursday lunchtime
through to Saturday evening weren't good for working. Still given that I'm hundreds of miles away, it *might* not be the same bug.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:44, archived)

indeed
but those bugs are devious little bastards
( Dill, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:47, archived)

Sie sind homosexuell.
Sie verfangen sich homosexuelle Krankheiten, weil Sie homosexuell sind.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:39, archived)

Ich bin warm.
(German lesson no1 :
Ich bin warm = I am gay
Ich habe warm = I am hot.
NEVER get these confused in a German nightclub)
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:41, archived)

So what is "I am a hot gay"?

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:56, archived)

ach gehen Bumsen sich Sie faggot
:)
( Dill, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:41, archived)