Despite spending yesterday afternoon
with a German in the Science museum I only know Danke Schen and achtung Spitfire!
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:10, archived)

I'm using this:
babelfish.altavista.com/tr

It's rubbish.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:12, archived)

Gott in himmel
Donnen und blitzen (from lots of WW2 comics when I were nowt but a lad)

Du bist ein wicks-flek (may not be spelt correctly but means you are a wank stain)

Considering I am 1/4 German I am crap at it, I'm shamefully better at speaking French
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:13, archived)

How about "Die, Tommy Englischer! Aieeee!"

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:14, archived)

Swinehund!

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:14, archived)

What about
"For you, Tommy, ze var iss ofer"?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:14, archived)