The hair (Facial and cranial)
is worse than the music.

And the clothes arent much cop either.

Anyone here actually been to Germany ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:58, archived)

Nope.
But I have eaten a frankfurter.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:02, archived)

frankfurter dead nuns tits
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:05, archived)

Aye
twice
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:03, archived)

I've had a weekend in Berlin
was fupping fab. Nice city for a break, but it pissed with rain the whole time.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:04, archived)

A few times
Dusseldorf is a great city.

Frankfurt is seedy.

Munich is nice (if you can avoid getting shagged by burly, lederhosen-wearing neo-Nazis).

Monchengladbach is almost as stupid as it's name suggests.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:04, archived)

Why the fuck
would you want to avoid that?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:06, archived)

OK
avoid getting get
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:09, archived)

I was actually
interviewed for German TV when I was in Berlin.

There was a spate of neo-nazi skinheads beating up tourists when we went out there and they were asking me if I felt scared. I said not really and they asked me to say I was so they could get better footage.

So I went on German TV giving the impression that English people were more cowardly and gay than the French.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:07, archived)