With big soft titties.

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:12, archived)

das gibt mir das fackin Horn

( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:14, archived)

And a neatly trimmed blonde pubic mound?
And a willingness to take it up the dirty?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:16, archived)

If only

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:16, archived)

Ich habe spluffed in meinen Hosen.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:17, archived)

And a massive nose
that can be used as an anal stimulant
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:17, archived)

a blonde jewish girl is like an airliner
always has a black box
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:17, archived)

Always teh hairy beast

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:19, archived)