Why the xray?
It's not like yo uwould stick it on the mantelpiece.
( magnum, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:14, archived)

I guess he went to the Drs and said
"I have a jam jar up my arse"

And the Dr didnt believe him
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:17, archived)

"Utter rubbish!
It's quite clearly a pickle jar!"
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:21, archived)