I shudder at the thought of Clarkson in stockings and suspender belt

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:21, archived)

shudder flog my cock bloody
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:23, archived)

Clarkson is too short and pretty
to be a german woman.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:24, archived)