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Talking of Germany and Germans
Did anyone see Top Gear last night?

That Germanic woman who drove the van round the Nubuggering?

I bet she goes like a race horse on viagra. I would. phwaor.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:16, archived)
Are you sure that German woman wasn't Clarkson?

(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:19, archived)
I shudder at the thought of Clarkson in stockings and suspender belt

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:21, archived)

shudder flog my cock bloody
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:23, archived)
Clarkson is too short and pretty
to be a german woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:24, archived)
Missed it
although I can honestly say that I have yet to meet a German woman that I would, so I'm curious.

Edit: Untrue, I've just remembered one. My apologies to anyone offended.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:21, archived)
she's not the best looking of women perhaps
but her spirit for adventure and lack of fear and willingness to rise to a challenge make me want her (just the once, I have a cunning plan)
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:23, archived)
Who was she?


Edit: and there are some very very physically attractive German woman, I just wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:23, archived)
Sabine Bayer
not arf bad for a blond Teuton

www.bmwm5.com/articles/germany2/sabine/4.jpg


Edit. I think it's Sabine Schmitz now, married some other German Nürburgring nutter.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:39, archived)
Whilst on a stag do in Hamburg, I taught
a german lady to speak welsh. She was going around asking my friends to'Llandudno' (Buy me a pint) and Gwasenethau (May I borrow your lighter). I do not speak welsh.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:24, archived)
You cheeky scamp.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:26, archived)
Excellent!
We told some Norwegian girls that our friend who had just gone to the toilet was called Dick Head. They took this to be one word and called him Dickhead all night to his annoyance.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:27, archived)
I too once tricked a foreigner,
with hilarious consequences.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:30, archived)
You worked at New York City Air Traffic Control until September 2001
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:33, archived)
You'll be telling me you went to bed with a real lady next
you wag.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:34, archived)