Whilst on a stag do in Hamburg, I taught
a german lady to speak welsh. She was going around asking my friends to'Llandudno' (Buy me a pint) and Gwasenethau (May I borrow your lighter). I do not speak welsh.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:24, archived)

You cheeky scamp.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:26, archived)

Excellent!
We told some Norwegian girls that our friend who had just gone to the toilet was called Dick Head. They took this to be one word and called him Dickhead all night to his annoyance.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:27, archived)

I too once tricked a foreigner,
with hilarious consequences.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:30, archived)

You worked at New York City Air Traffic Control until September 2001
AICMFP
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:33, archived)

You'll be telling me you went to bed with a real lady next
you wag.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:34, archived)