Has anyone been to a topless barber's
I hear there's one in Paisley where buxom topless lovely ladies wash and cut your hair in the comfort of their nakedness
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:36, archived)

Yes, but its in Paisley.
And frankly that gives me teh fear.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:37, archived)

Don't worry
they're on leashes.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:38, archived)

And their tits
must itch like fuck with all that hair on them.

And I also am not sure I'd want to sit next to the sort of bloke who would want to go to a topless hairdresser whilst waiting to be "done"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:45, archived)

pfffft :P

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:47, archived)