Damnit
Need to go pee and I dont want to walk through the building with my shoes
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:58, archived)

So take your shows off...
(do a spoof)
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:00, archived)

cnut

( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:02, archived)

Piss in your shoes,
tie them together and whirl them around your head.

If anyone complains, simply tell them that you are effecting a cooling aromatherapy mist, to soothe & calm your fellow employees.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:00, archived)

"Need to go pee"?
Speak English, boy!
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:00, archived)

Sorry
I have the compelling urge, to perambulate to the nearest water closet, and expel urine from my urethra.
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:02, archived)

That should be 'through' not 'from'.
You are expelling it from your bladder.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:07, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/631750
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:09, archived)

Mwah!
Wub woo.
Mwah mwah mwah!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:10, archived)

have you been washing your hands?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:02, archived)