It turned out
that they are just figaments of our collective imagination and don't actually exist.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:28, archived)

I hate when that happens.
That happened with my parents once.
I had to punish them with knife-sex.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:29, archived)

Is there someone
who looks after you ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:31, archived)

I keep him in a condom
lodged in my digestive tract.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:32, archived)

I am larger than crisps.
Nigella Lawson... hubba hubba.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:32, archived)

I've gone off her
I'm into Kirstie Allsopp now
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:33, archived)

what?
as you type?
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:40, archived)