The World Wide Net will be the ruin of us all.
Discus.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:06, archived)

Hasn't it done that
already...?
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:07, archived)

When it's time for me to hand in my thesis
I'm going to just have to give them a bit of paper with TEH INTERWEB BORKED MY BRAIN LOL!!!!111!one on it.
In multicoloured 72-point Comic Sans.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:11, archived)

I like champagne.
Nebucadnezzar!
Or is it?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:08, archived)

if you had a world wide net
you could catch all of teh fish.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:10, archived)

But you might kill some wolphins

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:13, archived)