I am considering starting to bake things
I think this might make me a homosexualist
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:10, archived)

Well if it's any consolation
I'm a lesbian
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:10, archived)

Tell me about it.
I could lez for England.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:14, archived)

Try flower arranging
or ballet instead
YOU BIG SHANDY DRINKING PUFFTY.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:12, archived)

no, pushing them into other mens bums with your cock will

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:12, archived)

I don't think there's been much doubt about
your homosexualness for some time.

Now stick your cock back in my bum, there's a good chap.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:13, archived)

We must go drinking in Reading at some point soon
You poof
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:16, archived)

I shall be at a shindig in Reading this very Friday.
Unfortunately, my diary is full every weekend after that until the beginning of August....
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:18, archived)