Ask a suitably endowed male friend
to stick his cock into it. If he gives a litte wry grin of pleasure, and a bit of a grunt, then it's cooked to perfection.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:10, archived)

plus
free icing!
( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:12, archived)

Yay!
Extra protein for the kiddies.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:13, archived)

and it's then
creamed as well....

can I have a slice when it's cooked*?



_{*I don't want any of the cream though}
( umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:13, archived)

that's how to tell when it's cocked
not when it's cooked. but I can see where you got confused
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:17, archived)