lancashire doesn't
rhyme with wanks
( homonk, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:31, archived)

who said
it did?
( umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:32, archived)

I dunno.
Jesus?
( homonk, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:34, archived)

I like Cheese*



_{*standard response from umbongo when he feels the need to reply, but no longer has anything to say}
( umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:35, archived)

lancashire hotpot = grot
As in "Mate. Got any good lancashire sites?"
( rob, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:33, archived)

if you take the letters in
"Leicestershire" swap them about a bit and change a few you get

"bunch of cunts"

how amazing!
( umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:34, archived)

hidden swears please me
wristwatch
( rob, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:36, archived)

like the sniggeringly good
cuntstable?
( umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:38, archived)

actually that reminds me...
When very drunk with a friend of mine we he was driving (yes drunk, it was 20 years ago ok?) down the road, and we got stopped by the police, this sgt. and a new bobby step out and the bobby leans into the car sniffs hard and says "Alcohol" and smirks as us....

My mate leans out out of the window and sniffs hard and says "bacon!"

we laughed all the way to the cells....
( umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:41, archived)

That's OK. Running someone over while you're pissed
only became lethal about eight years ago.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:45, archived)

Saturday, Scunthorpe
and top issue are good too.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:39, archived)