Close your browser.
Bring up a window/terminal with your work in it.
Stare at it while secretly imagining a naked, butter-smeared Natasha Kaplinsky rimming you senseless.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:50, archived)

nightmare..
I'm lactose intolerant.
( umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:51, archived)

You're rubbish.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:52, archived)

Yes.
Rubbish.
Yes.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:55, archived)

Could be man fat
she's coated in
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:52, archived)

ok
soya spread then
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:53, archived)

uuuugghhh
Soya gives me ecsma.
( umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:55, archived)

Maybe if she was coated
in Angelina Jolies "issue" it might be better for everyone
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:55, archived)

now, if Nat was covered in Angelina... hmmmmmm
_{fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap}
( umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:56, archived)

Angelina Jolie and Natasha Kaplinsky
writhing around in a frenzied embrace, coated from heat to foot in a blend of their own musky juices.
Hmm.
I've already had my statutory work-fwap today, which is a shame.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:58, archived)

Musky Juices
*stffens*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:00, archived)