Buenas noches. Mis daños de la cabeza.
¿Cómo es usted, usted manojo de mierdas?
( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:52, archived)

porqué hola mi querido cómo está usted tongiht
:)
Tengo más música para usted más querido yo la enviaré más adelante
( Dill, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:53, archived)

¡Ooh!
Eso sería más encantador que un ganso encantador el cagar, usted hunk magnífico de la brillantez.
( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:57, archived)

wtf
that would be more charming than ganso charming cagar, magnificent you hunk of the brilliance.
( Dill, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:59, archived)

I love you and I want all of your music.

( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:01, archived)

and you shall have it
a bit at a time
( Dill, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:02, archived)

*big fucking grin*
Will you be sending some Spree pretty please?
( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:03, archived)

a little

( Dill, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:08, archived)

Hooray!

( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:10, archived)

Lo siento
soy estudiante.
( drunkenoaf, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:53, archived)

Le espero fall sus exámenes,
usted rebanada sin valor del anus.
( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:55, archived)

?
I wait for fall to him its examinations, sliced you without value of anus.
( Dill, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:57, archived)

Ich will einen fart haben!
Einaml noch gehen sie nach dem schiesshaus!
( drunkenoaf, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:58, archived)

why should he still go it to the shooting house?
this is getting silly
( Dill, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:01, archived)

I hope he fails his exams, the worthless slice of anus.

( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:58, archived)

espero que fracase sus exámenes
la inútil tajada de ano.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:09, archived)

SCHNELL!

( Malchick, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:55, archived)

the perils of internet translations
the only part that doesn't contain some error is the buenas noches.

edit: Buenas noches. Me duele la cabeza.
¿Cómo están ustedes manojos de mierda?
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:56, archived)

I don't give a poo-os, you smellios thickos.

( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:00, archived)

I hope you get eaten by a spanish pedant

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:04, archived)

*eats comma*

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:14, archived)

There's been a bomb scare in Oxford station
So it's probably good that I didn't ask you to come in tonight.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:16, archived)