I just ate cheap mans pizza.
AKA cheese on toast.
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:18, archived)

I made my special pizza from flour and everything.
Here's a slice of the finished article.
( Druid, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:20, archived)

That looks like YUM.
Except for them black death seeds.
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:21, archived)

olives are the besterest

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:23, archived)

^This
And what lies beneath
( Druid, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:23, archived)

...
firey death pizza
( so long and thanks for all the fish, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:28, archived)

I will let you know in the morning.
*puts toilet roll in the fridge*
( Druid, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:31, archived)

olives are rabbit turds

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:26, archived)

then I'm off to find some rabbits

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:28, archived)

this
though its odd how 'special pizza' isn't as pfftworthy as my 'special cheese sauce'
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:28, archived)

Dare I ask
what makes it special?
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:29, archived)

I make it all on my own, not special on its own until you realise:
1: I'm not gay.
2: I'm not a chef (see 1)
3: I put my manlovejuice all over it
( Druid, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:34, archived)

are you accusing
ainsley harriot of being gay?
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:39, archived)

it has a dollop of english mustard in it
honestly, it's magic :)
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:35, archived)

Why did you sneeze on
it?
(empty_personality, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:22, archived)

So is Pizza Expensive mans Cheese on Toast?
Is it?
(empty_personality, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:21, archived)

Errrm.




/runs
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:24, archived)

A layer of Dolmio then grated cheese on toast
makes a wonderful pizza substitute and impresses women*.

Night night b3ta.

* I love my little world
( Newington, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:44, archived)