You are robocop.
Only because that sounds technical.

And I havent got a clue.
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 1:16, archived)

i think he was dos
I remember command.com scrolling by in his helmet
( rob, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 1:18, archived)

Pffft!
helmet
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 1:19, archived)

Pffft.
Pffft! sounds like a trumpy
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 1:20, archived)

*parp*

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 1:21, archived)

Recht.

( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 1:25, archived)

i've just googled robocop and command.com and got
"When you see Robocop's computer system start up, it loads command.com before it loads the BIOS. If Robocop is controlled by and ordinary PC in any way (he must be in some way since he loads command.com), the BIOS must be loaded before command.com. "

My sides are splitting.
( rob, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 1:22, archived)

You have found Robocops fatal flaw.
I bet if you poured water on him he would die too.
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 1:23, archived)

Hollywood movie producers
Fools! thwarted by a mere search engine
(spewperb, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 1:25, archived)

I did wonder that
its just reminded me of that john doe series, where you recites the binary for dos's source and some bloke says, that's right

I mean how would h fucking know that
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 1:34, archived)