I read Bear Grylls's book about climbing Everest a few weeks ago
He seemed like a basically nice, stiff upper lip, gung ho sort of chap.

I didn't watch last night's episode, but I watched last week's and really wanted that short-arsed Merkin sergeant to fall on a grenade.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:17, archived)

fall on a grenade take his trousers off, and gently lower himself, gently, onto my hot throbbing cock.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:19, archived)

*gets read like a book*

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:23, archived)