I have found the home of my dreams!
www.rightmove.co.uk/viewdetails-7511297.rsp?pa_n=2&tr_t=buy

its got nothing to do with living in warehouses being the preserve of shadowy, brooding superheroes....
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:04, archived)

The high windows will stop you falling out of them when you're as drunk as a cunt.

( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:06, archived)

and it will enable me to become the smug, fair trade coffee drinking, art displaying, croissant eating
Cunt ive always wanted to be!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:12, archived)

You are Blade
AICM role as aging, haggard supplier of guns, ammo and anti-vampire serum.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:06, archived)

Ooh.
Would it be possible to install a deathslide direct from the bedroom to the drive?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:08, archived)

But it's got everything to do with living in
a warehouse and saying, in a lah-dee-dahh poncey voice when anyone asks, 'Actually, I live in a converted warehouse'

You cunt.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:10, archived)

I shant offer you the other room then
You homeless cunt:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:14, archived)

*bums appreciatively*
I fucking hate estate agents. FUCKING HATE!!


/getting slightly pissed off with Estate Agents blog
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:20, archived)

My aunt and uncle looked at a house in that development when they were looking to downsize

It looked very nice from the details.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 11:25, archived)