I had too much last night. I'm still slightly pissed.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:53, archived)

List it all.
It'll make you cooler.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:55, archived)

and don't forget to add a few pints.
Makes you harder.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:56, archived)

I shot heroin directly into my face.
For six hours straight.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:57, archived)

Jack, I need to stop you there.
Some bint has just got ratty with me, so I need to do a shoutout to a thoroughly entertaining broad who is keeping me sane on MSN.

Anyway, your wrestling calls were pretty spot on desbite the booze last night. You're a younger, slimmer JR.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:56, archived)

WIMMIN!

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:57, archived)

Things turned gay pretty quick here.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:57, archived)

Down on all fours, sugarlips.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:58, archived)