What if they ARE a girl?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 Nov 2009, 8:47, archived)

Haha! You're being bullied by a girl!

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 8:48, archived)

I am?
Wow, I usually have to pay extra for that.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 Nov 2009, 8:50, archived)

then they have already hoisted themselves
just go back and have a fondle to check
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 8:48, archived)

Are you saying he was bullied by girls?
Bullied by girls who made him cry? Bullied by girls who made him cry and he is still carrying the scars from that bullying? Is that what you're saying? That schoolgirls made him cry?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 8:48, archived)

i think that is the only reasonable conclusion

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 8:49, archived)

I might be.
Or I might be, you know, asking for advice like.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 Nov 2009, 8:52, archived)

Summon the Honda Accord of Justice!

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 8:54, archived)