Perhaps they were relying on you not being a moron.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:42, archived)

surely not.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:43, archived)

surely a person with THAT username and sig combination must be a veritable genius!

(likeajackhammer, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:50, archived)

something you will
never aspire to thankfully
(Dazzer, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:51, archived)

DOUBLE ZING
you hero!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:52, archived)

Oh man, this guy's a fucking genius.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:53, archived)

he's all over us
like
a
cancer.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:54, archived)

He must despair at having to hang around with us imbeciles on here.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:56, archived)

i totally
think it's probably
mongy or someone.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:57, archived)

No way.
mongy is never smart enough to be this guy.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:59, archived)

I'm clearly outgunned here...
maybe I should just fuck off back to qotw?!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:54, archived)

We're all outgunned.
This guy is like Terminator armed with a pair of .44 magnums and John Holmes's schlong.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 18:05, archived)

to be a genius?
to be like you?
to be fit for purpose?
all of the above?

it's not funny when I have to help you out, sugarplum
(likeajackhammer, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:53, archived)

originator of near the top?
you aspire to grasp the bottom and fail miserably my sugar dumpling x
(Dazzer, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 18:12, archived)

It's a non stop schooling session here.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 14 Jan 2010, 18:17, archived)

Awww man.
It's a deafening barrage of cutting wit and heart-stopping put downs.

We're in the presence of an intellectual GIANT here. A true Internet Warrior. We are outgunned and outclassed. Retreat, my poor soldiers! Retreat!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 18:18, archived)

I posted a comment
i didnt deserve to be treated badly so is it surprising that i retaliate?
(Dazzer, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 18:25, archived)

Oh god.
Now it's crying.

Somebody show it the fucking door before it starts telling us about its success with the ladies.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 18:32, archived)

are you about 12
or younger, or is that the age of the kids you like to follow?
(Dazzer, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 18:34, archived)

Keep going.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 14 Jan 2010, 18:35, archived)

I surrender!
Don't humiliate me anymore! You're clearly more of a man than I could ever be. I promise never to show my face on the interwebs again.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 18:36, archived)

You should post here more often.
These cunts need to be told.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 14 Jan 2010, 18:39, archived)

F1T for MOD!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 18:42, archived)

no but they warned me
you would be
(Dazzer, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:50, archived)

ZING!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:50, archived)

I have rarely been so categorically pwned on the internet.
I am thoroughly abashed and will retire from the battlefield with my metaphorical tail between my actual legs.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 18:02, archived)

Oh man.
[X] Told
[  ] Not Told.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 14 Jan 2010, 18:04, archived)

I'm ticking 'Told' so hard that I've pushed my biro through my laptop screen.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 18:20, archived)