I can't wait until holidays so I can go to the warmer pages of the internet.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:59, archived)

I used to spend the winter in Facebook
Then all the commoners and forrins starting moving in. Ruined it.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:01, archived)

I have a summer home on SomethingAwful.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:02, archived)

Ooh, I've heard its lovely there

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:03, archived)

CANDLE!

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:05, archived)

your cloaca is on fire!

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:05, archived)

20 years ago Neslon Mandela was freed
20 Years ago and 3 minutes Winnie Mandela said

"W'ere da fuck 'av choo been eh!?!?? I been slavin' over dis dinner and you don'ee coom 'ome! 20 yars later you come swannin in like no fin happen!"
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:11, archived)