GRRROWL.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:10, archived)

oh goodness.
*molests*
( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:11, archived)

Yeeee!
*snogs*
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:14, archived)

Comes on the B of Blow.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:14, archived)

huh

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:16, archived)

There's nothing worse than half a blow-job, or a blov as it's better known.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:20, archived)

NOTHING? srsly?

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:25, archived)

What about no blow job?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:27, archived)

I would propose that no blow job is better than getting all worked up with no-where to go.
But I may be wrong, since I have obviously never had sex before.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:28, archived)

yeah but half a blow job could mean half a blow job then half a NO WAIT I'M NOT DOING THIS.
clean and pure and nice.
( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:29, archived)

When what you want is a nice thick cock?

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:31, archived)

why would i prefer my rooster to be stupid?

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:31, archived)

He asked me the other day if I prefer my cat to be stingy.
Weird fella.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:37, archived)

Funny that
he asked me if I liked jewelry for the neck area made from the insides of some oysters.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:39, archived)

I'd much rather half a blow job
Not from you, mind. No offense.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:36, archived)

depends on what half of the blow job really doesnt it......

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:36, archived)

i like breasts.
your breasts.
( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:16, archived)

Well of course, my breasts are great.
*motorboats you*
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:20, archived)

this is just disgusting
My poor virgin brain
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:22, archived)

i like your face.

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:23, archived)

aw :) I like your face too.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:28, archived)

did you broom so hard you bonked yourself on the forehead?

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:28, archived)

I got a black eye then it got stuck up my nose

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:29, archived)

Lesbosapiens did all that to you
It all sounds rather illogical
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:34, archived)

I think this is true of all of us.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:38, archived)