Nothing, and again nothing.
Why would I need the radio to sleep? What sort of a spastic can't live without a radio?
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:17, archived)

I didn't say I can't live without the radio.
I do wonder how listening to the radio makes me a wanker.

And since I listen to 6Music as my alarm in the morning, and also as I read before sleep in the evening, I was wondering what fantastic alternative you had for me.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:20, archived)

just think of all the radioactive waste you're responsible for.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:21, archived)

Eh?

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:22, archived)

all those superfluous radio waves bouncing about all over the place,
it's all your fault, consumer demand innit.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:24, archived)

Riiiiight....
sometimes it is quite difficult to tell when you are taking the piss.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:25, archived)

Why would I offer you an alternative? I don't need one.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:23, archived)

Ah, the sound of silence.
Which, I can also appreciate. However, it's really shit at working as a wake-up alarm.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:23, archived)

is it also shit at lulling you to sleep?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:24, archived)

Since I don't actually get "silence" in London, I would suggest yes.
I also listen to the radio for the enjoyment of discovering new music, hearing interesting DJ's and listening to music that I enjoy. Again, it's preference. I prefer to listen to music rather than nothing. I like the joy that music can bring.

I still don't know why that makes me a wanker?
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:27, archived)

YOU MUST ACCEPT YOUR FATE AS A WANKER
IT HAS BEEN DECREED STOP RESISTING
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:27, archived)

*wanks*
Hmm.. that was quite fun.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:29, archived)

Speedy, too.
Impressive.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:31, archived)

Years of practice.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:32, archived)

Let's be honest
it's the frenetic bouts of masturbation that make you a wanker.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:29, archived)

Good point.

( Druid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:30, archived)

Guilty as charged.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:31, archived)