How is waking up to an alarm clock joyless? Anybody who finds any amount of joy in waking up to the radio deserves a massive fucking kick in the face.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:28, archived)

So you don't enjoy music?
And what's with the wanker/kick in the face? Why do I deserve a kick in the face?
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:30, archived)

He's just grumpy 'cos he can't get rid of those warts on his willy.

( Druid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:32, archived)

You're wasting your time, here
it's Welsh. It doesn't understand reasoned argument.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:32, archived)

Because you listen to the radio. I was pretty specific on that point at the start of this subthread.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:32, archived)

I still don't understand what about listening to the radio results in being a "wanker"
you don't seem able to back up your argument.

I'm not surprised.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:36, archived)

You seem to be awfully upset at all of this. I don't like the radio. I can't understand why so many people are worked up over the BBC closing down a radio station.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:38, archived)

I'm just a little taken aback at being called a wanker for listening to the radio.
So because I don't like liquorice, does that mean that everyone that does, is a wanker? Does that make Mrs Moose a wanker?
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:40, archived)

So many people are upset because something they enjoy is being taken away.
Imagine that someone came to your village and took away the sheep...
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:42, archived)

Well now that's not really exactly what you said.
But just imagine how ecstatic they all must have been when they started the radio station up in the first place.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:40, archived)

It's well documented that radio stations hide subliminal messages
that leave the average listener masturbating uncontrollably for hours on end,
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:40, archived)

Yeah but I DON'T listen to radio.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:53, archived)

I bet it was you who killed Corey Haim.

( Druid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:36, archived)

I like to wake up to a kick in the face.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:39, archived)