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YEUGH.
No, he didn't, did he?
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:41, archived)
No i didn't, I've met her twice
and the second time she forgot my name.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:42, archived)
Well, it depends on your definition of fucked.
Do both parties have to orgasm?
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:42, archived)
No. Otherwise SexFace would never have fucked Lampito.
They just have to have been involved in sexyteims with the other person. Penetration usually but extended mutual oral/manual sex also counts.

EEEEEEEER PSYCHOCHOMPED ON KERSAL'S BOYISH SLIT
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:45, archived)
I bet they both cock jousted
and when they spooned her arse bruised Chomp's pelvis.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:58, archived)
totally did
she have him a rib job.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:42, archived)
I only met her once.
CHRIST she was dull.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:44, archived)
Like a female Piston.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:45, archived)
O_o

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:46, archived)
I love you.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:45, archived)
Apparently that was a turn-on for PC. It was actually more interesting than paperclips... It just went from there.

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:46, archived)
I also heard that when he made her cum by tugging on her nose she made a sound like a set of Jewish bagpipes.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:47, archived)
She was a grade A dick-a-brick.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:46, archived)
This is why b3tan women are mostly ace.
/luffs you
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:49, archived)
*luffs you right back*
I don't think I can think of any other truly awful/boring lady b3tans (besides the obvious).
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:55, archived)
Bleh, would

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:48, archived)