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Sex juice, menstrual fluid, piss or all of the above?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:08, archived)
All of it
in layers like that 5 counties cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:08, archived)
stop it
stop it STOP IT
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:10, archived)
How much would I have to pay you lick a girl out? She has to gush on your chin.
serious question.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:11, archived)
at least a grand, cash

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:13, archived)
yeah, a grand sounds about right
it wouldn't exactly be traumatic but it's not something I'd do lightly :(((

*bleurgh*
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:14, archived)
hmmm. I think we could get that together.
would be funny to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:14, archived)
like someone licking an ice lolly when they've got sensitive teeth

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:16, archived)
like watching Anne Widdecombe trying to eat salted fish-eyes while trying not to barf on national TV
it would be that awful :(
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:18, archived)
How much for you to suck on a willy?

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:21, archived)
about £5

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:33, archived)
Can you lend me £4.63?

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:43, archived)
Sure thing!
what for?
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:47, archived)
Panini stickers.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 17:05, archived)

a my
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:37, archived)
You have to last as long as it takes to count.
*nosh nosh nosh nosh nosh* One pound *nosh nosh noshy shlurp nosh nosh* Two pounds *Shlippy slorpy gasp-for-air nosh nosh nosh* Threeeeeeeee pounds *nosh nosh nosh oh-god-I-think-my-jaw-has-locked nosh nosh* Foooooooooooooour pooooooooounds
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:16, archived)
I'm sorry you are getting overexcited Declan

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:17, archived)
worse than waterboarding I swear to God

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:19, archived)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:21, archived)
I've been waterboarding

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:37, archived)