Let's write an erotic novel together. One line each.
I'm having a poo at work. I'll try yanking myself off to it while i'm here to test it.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:16, archived)

And then John was a zombie.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:18, archived)

Titwank Lloyds bank monkey jizz felch

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:18, archived)

She grabbed at his sweaty mantits as the red mist of one too many bacardi breezers clouded her judgement one more time, she couldn't even feel the cold of the car bonnet on her bare arse cheeks.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:19, archived)

Touch my shrivelled winky
/ac, funnily enough
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:20, archived)

And then you rode her round the garden like a mule?
/ac
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:22, archived)

I reckon Kate Perry knocks out banging shits most mornings.
I reckon they require full-on grunting, a bit of shirt biting and at least a whole chapter in your average book.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:23, archived)

The John Spencer Spunk Explosion

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:23, archived)

Creedence Nutwater Revival

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:29, archived)

Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Bob Too

( Druid, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:35, archived)

Form 1b must be completed before forms 1.1d 3.4 and X10 unless box 7b has been ticked on form db1 with a blue pen

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:34, archived)

Would you like to do my tax return for me?

( Druid, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:35, archived)

I will show you my pencil case

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:37, archived)

@.@

( Druid, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:44, archived)