+ then they all die.
Horribly.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:49, archived)

ESME WESME!
I'm just off to get me bits out in the sun, imagine that
( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:55, archived)

PWHOOOAR
I should be doing French, but I need a French-English dictionary. I might do some Geography instead. Imagine that!
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:57, archived)

I got a French-English dictionary of swearwords and rude phrases and slang if you fancy it

( Theoban What of it, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:59, archived)

are you back doing GCSEs again?

( moohalaa, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:59, archived)

Leaving Cert.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:00, archived)

BIT LATE FOR THAT AREN'T YOU THICKO

( moohalaa, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:00, archived)

YEAH TEN YEARS
Durrrrr.

Well, I have done it already. Just not very well.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:01, archived)

How'd you fuck up leaving cert. Surely you just leave, and BANG! there you go
you're certified able to leave.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:04, archived)

In Esme's case, they shoved it into her stocking tops as she gyrated on the headmaster's desk
thanks to the gusset grease and boils on her thighs, it's not in a very presentable condition to be shown to a future employer.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:07, archived)

And the dog got sick on it too:(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:08, archived)

Well, you can leave school all you want, just don't expect to get in to college without points.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:09, archived)

+ when the bathtub falls below 52 mph

( spacefish bong!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:58, archived)