Last of the Summer Wine is getting axed
What amazing things do you hope will happen in its final episode?
(__, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:45, archived)

alien abduction

( spacefish bong!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:46, archived)

They just show a 1/2 hour time lapse of the old cast members decomposing

( magnum, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:47, archived)

Which is much like watching the box sets of the first 30 series back to back in fast forward

( magnum, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:49, archived)

Clegg rises from the dead

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:47, archived)

lemonparty

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:47, archived)

They all die.
Which is entirely possible.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:47, archived)

I hope they roll down a hill in an old bath

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:48, archived)

I hate you with every fibre of my being

( Theoban What of it, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:48, archived)

Wuv woo xxxxx

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:50, archived)

+ then they all die.
Horribly.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:49, archived)

ESME WESME!
I'm just off to get me bits out in the sun, imagine that
( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:55, archived)

PWHOOOAR
I should be doing French, but I need a French-English dictionary. I might do some Geography instead. Imagine that!
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:57, archived)

I got a French-English dictionary of swearwords and rude phrases and slang if you fancy it

( Theoban What of it, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:59, archived)

are you back doing GCSEs again?

( moohalaa, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:59, archived)

Leaving Cert.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:00, archived)

BIT LATE FOR THAT AREN'T YOU THICKO

( moohalaa, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:00, archived)

YEAH TEN YEARS
Durrrrr.

Well, I have done it already. Just not very well.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:01, archived)

How'd you fuck up leaving cert. Surely you just leave, and BANG! there you go
you're certified able to leave.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:04, archived)

In Esme's case, they shoved it into her stocking tops as she gyrated on the headmaster's desk
thanks to the gusset grease and boils on her thighs, it's not in a very presentable condition to be shown to a future employer.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:07, archived)

And the dog got sick on it too:(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:08, archived)

Well, you can leave school all you want, just don't expect to get in to college without points.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:09, archived)

+ when the bathtub falls below 52 mph

( spacefish bong!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:58, archived)

They ride a bathtub down a hill backwards

( Theoban What of it, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:48, archived)

The guy who does the voice of Wallace is in it, isn't he?
There should be a cameo appearance by Gromit.
( Bob Todd whee, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:48, archived)

or he starts having visions of Wallace everywhere
Alzheimer lols
(__, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:49, archived)

RT @WillWillWriteHisWill
My name is Norman Clegg. I Had an accident in a bathtub with wheels and woke up in the 19th century.
(__, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:49, archived)

It turned out they were in Purgatory all along.

( FoldsFive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:50, archived)

JMG!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:50, archived)

Last of the Newcy Brown

(__, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:51, archived)

Crossover with Red Dwarf

( Theoban What of it, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:52, archived)

YES!

( Bob Todd whee, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:53, archived)

Compo rapes Friz.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:52, archived)

I would allow this

(__, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:53, archived)

They are walking in the hills when one of them steps on a bear trap and dies slowly
While the others cry and freeze to death because they are so shocked they just sit with his decaying body for days
( Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:55, archived)

RATINGS HIT

(__, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:55, archived)

It was all a dream, and a young nora batty steps out of the shower
and someone falls off a ladder into a trough of water then rolls down a hill
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:55, archived)

Some of them die and loads of ethnic people move into their houses
and the ones that didn't die spend the rest of the episode mumbling about how the area has gone downhill.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:58, archived)

A German shows up and starts shooting everyone

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:59, archived)

It gets a reboot, with Kiefer Sutherland as Compo

( Theoban What of it, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:02, archived)

T'wenty Four

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:03, archived)

One of the main characters dies.
It's immensely sad for the whole community. There is a funeral which brings back lot's of "best of"/"I remember the time when" moments. It's very touching. Then, at the wake, there's a confusion and a kerfuffle and arguments break out. Emotions run high. Another character yells at them saying that the dead bloke would be ashamed to see them all acting like this. They're very sorry but it turns out it's something they can laugh about later. A couple of the remaining character sit out in the countryside, staring at the setting sun. It'll be getting dark soon. It won't be the same. A car passes them, full of young people. "Out with the old" as they say and the credits draw to a close and the theme song plays out one last time.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:03, archived)

then it cuts to lemonparty

( moohalaa, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:04, archived)

Hahahahahahahaaaa

( Bob Todd whee, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:07, archived)

 shlurp shlurp shlurp      That's it you old bastard, don't stop...
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( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:13, archived)

*choked, whiffling open-plan-office laugh*

( Bob Todd whee, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:17, archived)

literally nothing, just like every other episode

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:03, archived)

They act out the film Aliens
Nora Batty plays Ripley.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:06, archived)

One of them dies
his coffin is placed in an old bath and rolled down a hill
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:08, archived)

Howard and Maria finally get to shag in a bush

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:10, archived)

Cleggy fucks Compo's corpse.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:10, archived)

I want this to be the synopsis in the newspaper too.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:11, archived)

They are all visited by Dr Shipman in turn

(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:53, archived)