I'm going to buy a laptop and a satelite dish on Friday
And some sweets. Probably midget gems.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:14, archived)

sports mixture ftw

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:15, archived)

I'm a big fan of the coconut mushroom too

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:17, archived)

i dunno, that sounds terribly athletic
i'm not sure i'd like to be reminded of healthy exercise while eating sweets (and crying in my darkened room)
( spacefish bong!, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:29, archived)

Will you be getting satellite broadband?
-and by that I mean the 900Mbps kind, not the Sky Broadband kind
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:17, archived)

No
I hope that this doesn't disappoint you. As long as I can watch German birds getting pissed on and play stuff from Kongregate I'm happy with my internets.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:18, archived)

Not at all, it's extortionately pricey
but just imagine how many videos of bavarian scat and watersports you could download at those speeds
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:20, archived)

All you then need is a hollowed out volcano and a job lot of orange jumpsuits and lackeys
and then you're all set to rule the world.
( FoldsFive, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:41, archived)

I've got a day off on Tuesday
I'll do that then
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:47, archived)