Friday got very drunk and told a crying girl that she looked like a dustbin to try and cheer her up. didn't work.
Saturday Bournemouth chillax.

Sunday drove home during the England game back to London and it was DEAD. Not another car on any road/ motorway, 120 all the way home, I was driving like it was an Xbox rally stage.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:03, archived)

I also upset a fat girl on Wednesday

( WormuIus, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:04, archived)

I intimated that if we had sex we'd have 'a whale' of a time.

( WormuIus, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:04, archived)

good man. I hope you wobbled her arms with disapproval

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:05, archived)

I feel a bit guilty actually

( WormuIus, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:06, archived)

I would have called a mate over and held his hand so you could give her a hug to make her feel better.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:08, archived)

and she'd end up being a sperm whale

( magnum, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:06, archived)

No Stewart, humpback whale
They're all humpback whales when I've finished with them
( magnum, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:06, archived)

Or a hump back.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:07, archived)