I'm glad the train driver doesn't try and purposefully de-rail his train onto the platform to try and kill you as he feels sorry for an abortion living for so long.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:18, archived)

still, trains are probably designed to run over twigs i expect
at least you wouldn't have made anyone late for work.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:20, archived)

man, you are GOOD at this

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:24, archived)

He'll do a smily to show that he's only joshing in a minute.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:27, archived)

;)

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:28, archived)

everyone on talk loves my lighthearted banter

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:27, archived)

Make a racist joke now whilst the crowd's warming to you, you'll have them in the palm of your hand.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:33, archived)

what do you call a black man that has just left the room?

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:34, archived)

Aww, do you remember all those Ethiopian jokes you'd be told at school?
What's the definition of a barcode?
An Ethiopian family photo.
etc.

Happy times. For us. Not them.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:40, archived)

What happens when you get loads of black people, burry them up to their neck in the ground, so only their hair is popping out?
AFRO TURF !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:49, archived)

I'm really upset by this. I might have to go to the beach.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:32, archived)

you should come with me
i could use a new pole for my beach brolly
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:33, archived)

a new pole for my beach brolly someone to help me inflate my water wings.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:35, archived)

i need someone to hold me up in the water as well
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:36, archived)

You seem to have some sort of vendetta against me, making snide comments about what ever I post.
Have I upset you or something?

p.s. Your Down's like features would just deflate if a train ran over your head, and the doctor would fix you by telling you to blow on your thumb to make your head dent pop back out again.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:27, archived)

i quite like you actually DG
i think you're alright
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:29, archived)

furry muff
I think you act like a bit of a bi-polar retard if I'm honest.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:31, archived)

see, now where does being nice get me eh?
i might as well have said something less nice.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:32, archived)

Just being honest dude, it's not like I'm picking on you, it's just that you do do some pretty beakerish/ mungy posts and I call what I see when you decide to try and belm at me
Anyways, doesn't really matter.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:37, archived)

i know, i'm seeing a psychiatrist about it as it's having a negative impact on my life

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:38, archived)

cool.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:41, archived)

Hang on a second.
You're actually claiming that being Shit At Internet is a mental illness?

You must have crippling undiagnosed aspergers.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:48, archived)

nah, not quite crippling!

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:52, archived)

Lolling here

( WormuIus, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:42, archived)